Into the Mists of Gloom

Into the Mists of Gloom
Into the Mists of Gloom

Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Storm of the Millennia



As reports from across the country and the globe pour in, meteorologists are confounded by what most as starting to label the Storm of the Millennia. Reports ranging from tidal waves to floods are coming in from every country. Freak blizzards are occurring only a hundred miles from wind storms of biblical proportions. Most countries are reporting record rains, which in just a matter of days have dropped more moisture than some places see through entire seasons.



Doctor Donald Astorain, a physicist from Harvard, spoke to the press today.  “These phenomenon are unprecedented and unexplained.  We discover something that should be impossible and is the most fantastic occurrence that anyone has ever seen, only to have that topped by something more astounding an hour later.”




Ambassador Hanejnson, of the United Nations, tone remained far more somber. “Already the death toll has surpassed all the climatic disaster casualties that have occurred worldwide over the last ten years and particularly with the flooding just starting, we can only expect these numbers to multiply. This will not even be including their issues such as the long recovery process, but the affects which will undoubtedly descend on billions of people isolated without food and clean drinking water.”



Senator Blythe of California spoke in front of the White House this morning. “Unlike most disasters where aid can be received from the rest of the planet, in this case, all regions are suffering problems of their own. No one can help each other for every corner of the globe needs its own assistance.”







(You try to read further, but thunder crashes loud enough to make you jerk. When you look back at your screen you see that it has gone dead).